Alex Wood Says Too Much

Scientifically speaking, the only music that can be confirmed to be “REAL music” is Grand Funk Railroad and that band that did “Scotty Doesn’t Know”

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

I remember being 11 and being really angry that Kanye West sampled Daft Punk because I considered them to be real music and Kanye West to be fake music

the only real music is pop punk and boogie rock from the ’70s

hungdad:

AMAZED AT MY OWN HUNG DICK!!!!!!!!

hungdad:

AMAZED AT MY OWN HUNG DICK!!!!!!!!

hallloween:

I can’t decide if
someone stabbed someone else over a cheeseburger
someone stabbed someone else with a cheeseburger
someone stabbed a cheeseburger
a cheeseburger stabbed someone
a cheeseburger stabbed another cheeseburger

hallloween:

I can’t decide if

  • someone stabbed someone else over a cheeseburger
  • someone stabbed someone else with a cheeseburger
  • someone stabbed a cheeseburger
  • a cheeseburger stabbed someone
  • a cheeseburger stabbed another cheeseburger

nietzscheisdead:

the-animation-alchemist:

  • white people are not the bad guys
  • Christian people are not the bad guys
  • Republicans are not the bad guys
  • straight people are not the bad guys
  • cisgender people are not the bad guys
  • rich people are not the bad guys
  • racist, bigoted, homophobic, ignorant, selfish, and / or rude people are the bad guys

when u ever seen a cishet white rich republican who wasn’t racist bigoted homophobic ignorant selfish AND rude 

this is a stupid fuckin post

whos that

stecky - not really a bigot or anything (though he seems to think the concept of ‘white feminism’ is something those crazy Tumblr anime communism SJWs made up) but an annoying douchenozzle who thinks he’s cooler than everyone who isn’t in his lil’ clique - who are are all also shitheads

i’ll never forget the night Roger Ebert died he was celebrating because he thinks film criticism is all bullshit or something

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

it doesnt take much analyzation of this to realize the humor boils down to basic racism but the thing i latch onto most about this is the account is just called HilariousNEMO

Hilarious ‘N’ Emo

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

it doesnt take much analyzation of this to realize the humor boils down to basic racism but the thing i latch onto most about this is the account is just called HilariousNEMO

Hilarious ‘N’ Emo

i followed someone today and then they posted and it was a reblog from Sam Stecklow and i unfollowed right away

oh wait the OP of that is a dude so it goes beyond any sense of good intentions period and, wow look at the notes *melts*